Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE FROM HELL? DID YOU? HUH?
Study: Kids with high IQs are more likely to use drugs when they grow up
…and the likelihood is stronger among females than males — according to a new British study published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health. Researchers have previously posited that children with a high IQ can grow up to be heavier drinkers. Now drugs, too? Here, a guide.
Awwwwre You Kidding Me With This of the Day: For her church’s annual “Trunk or Treat,” photographer Stephanie Read of Auburn Soul Photography dressed her tiny son Rizden as Carl Fredricksen from Up.
Pressed for time and with the festivities about to begin, Read says “his is all I could manage with my limited light, time, and hands.”
That costume is so adorable that I don’t even mind that obvious humblebrag.
[mmm.]
I must make babies ASAP… or steal them. I still haven’t figured out which one would be easier.
Heartbreaking Tearjerker of the Day: Tarra, a resident of the Elephant Sanctuary near Nashville, attracted media attention two years ago due to her unlikely friendship with a mixed-breed dog named Bella who had wandered onto the sanctuary grounds. Sadly, Bella was attacked and killed by coyotes two weeks ago.
Since then, Tarra has been inconsolable.
“There’s nothing we can do to take away her pain,” said sanctuary CEO Rob Atkinson, who added that the other elephants were doing what they could to ease Tarra’s heartache — keeping her company and offering her some of their food — but the wound of losing her best friend is still far too fresh.
[cbsnews.]
:’(
I recommend this movie with a slight caveat: make sure you’re in a really depressed, philosophical mood going into it. This movie moves slowly and has very little dialogue. Also, it isn’t sci-fi in the least.
Tom Felton on the “Harry Potter Studio/Set”
I really hope he’s telling the truth.
(Source: feltgasm, via mamaquibbler)
The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.”
That’s true.
(Source: theweek.com)
Gary Oldman’s “The Man with a Turnip for a Head”

